It’s the middle of August, or in other words, silly season. Most people are on holiday and everyone else wishes they were. So we thought we’d indulge ourselves and share some great Mini jokes from years gone by.
You can even tell yourself you’re engaged in a highbrow pursuit. According to the writer Isaac Asimov, in the 60s and 70s elephant jokes were “favourites of intellectuals and of sophisticated adults”.
Hmmm. You decide…
Q: How many elephants can you fit in a Mini?
A. Four. Two in the front and two in the back.
Q: How can you tell if there’s an elephant in your fridge?
A: By the footprints in the butter.
Q: How can you tell if there are four elephants in your fridge?
A: Because there’s a Mini parked outside.
Q. How many giraffes will fit in a Mini?
A. None. It’s full of elephants.
Still feeling sophisticated? There’s more.
Q: How do you get an elephant in a Mini?
A: Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
Q: How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
A: Open the Mini door, take the elephant out, close the Mini door, open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge door.
Q: What’s more difficult than getting an pregnant elephant into a Mini?
A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a Mini!
Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini?
A: Along the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.[1]
(Read that last one out loud. Then you’ll get it.)